Folgend ein Brief eines
Bayern an die NASA:
I write you, because you
must help me. I have seen your space shuttle on television. In color. And
so came me the idea to make holidays in the world room. Alone. Without my
I am the Kraxlhuber. The
king of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot
with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a
circle saw. She says I am a schlapp-tail. She wants that I become
Buergermaster. But I want not be Buergermaster. I have nothing at the hat
with the political shit. I want my ruah. And so I want make holidays on
the moon. Without my bad half.
But I take my dog with me.
He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next
space shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the
rocket full, because I am not swindelfree. And no standing place please.
And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a big
Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ass.
I need not much comfort. A
nice double room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to
the Earth. So I can look through my farglass and see my wife working on
the potato field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch (ha ha). We will
kringel ourselves before laughing (hohoho).
Is what loos on the moon? I
need warm weather and I hope the sun shines every day. She is very good
for my frost-boils.
With friendly Servus : Xaver
Nach diesem Ausflug nun die aktuellen Ossi- und
Und für den hartgesottenen Ossi noch die Ballade